Still, I take heart from the fact that every UK and US studio passed on 'Life of Brian', 10 out of 11 Hollywood studios turned down 'Fish called Wanda', and the man who commissioned 'Fawlty Towers' told me, after the first episode, that I had to 'get it out of the hotel more'

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the first round of match ups on our quest to find the true leader we #need & #deserve Sun 30th - Last 16 Mon 1st - Quarter Final Wed 3rd - Semi Final Thurs 4th - Final Voting for each round will last from 18:30 to Noon the next day

Disturbing video taken in #Shenzhen just across the boarder with #HongKong. Something extraordinarily bad is about happen. #China #HongKongProtests #Democracy #SaveHongKong x.com/ascottpedersen…

Priceless John Crace “This was rapidly turning into the holiday from hell for the Queen at Balmoral. It had been bad enough having to deal with the fallout from Prince Andrew’s friendship with Jeffrey Epstein – when jacob rees mogg showed up …” gu.com/p/c883b/stw

I have two spare tickets for Inhaler Dublin tonight. Happy to give them away rather than go to waste. First come, first served.

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What time is this over ? #ChamberAD19

Gay Byrne, a great friend, colleague and broadcasting legend.

The ghost city of Wuhan.

It is with deepest sadness that we have learned of the passing of former player Harry Gregg OBE. The thoughts and prayers of everyone at the club go out to Harry’s family and friends.

10pm. Weekdays. Album listening parties. Mon: Some Friendly - tweets by me Tues: Franz Ferdinand - tweets by Franz Ferdinand Weds: Parklife - with Dave Rowntree Thursday: Going Blank Again - Andy Bell & Loz Colbert (he, him) Fri: Definitely Maybe - with Paul Arthurs. & Liam.

Parklife was released in 1994, We toured it and did promo throughout 1995 too. Here’s a page of the diary for that year. The blank days are when we were in the studio. We went to the Brits on 20th Feb and won 4 – still a record #JustSaying #timstwitterlisteningparty

Twitter Listening Party Replay timstwitterlisteningparty.com 55 listening parties that play in real time. Put on the album and watch the tweets. Enjoy! ✊ #TimsTwitterListeningParty

Beyond the beyond of thrilled to join the amazing Chatto&Windus Vintage Books - can't wait to share my debut collection SHINE/VARIANCE to be published next year! Thank you Charlotte Humphery for believing in me.

I have some bad news about QX Magazine. The issue that comes out on July 28 will be our last. The pandemic did for us and there was nothing more to it than that. I have attached our final cover and my editor’s letter for context. On the plus side, we’re all available for work.

Go Keef.

We started The Tim's Listening Party on March 23rd 2020. Today is exactly 1,000 days since that date. We have played 1,267 albums together. All the love to every band and artist who have taken part and all of you who’ve listened along. It’s been an honour! We have BIG plans for 2023