No one in my office is as excited as me about the news of Instagram launching a chronological feed option so I’m coming here to be with my other marketers & social media managers. It’s finally happening!!

Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

I've tried to avoid knowing much about Elon Musk for obvious reasons but I just looked up his net worth and I simultaneously feel like vomiting and as if I'm but a grain of sand.

It finally happened. I finally saw the “abstinence” argument come up on Facebook. Logging tf out.

Started growing cacti from seed and promised myself I would be patient with the 4-10 week germination time, wait to see how the first batch grows in the first few months, THEN I can order more seeds. They sprouted in less than 1 week and now I'm buying 10 more packs of seeds.

👀 Sneak a peek at the deepest & sharpest infrared image of the early universe ever taken — all in a day’s work for the Webb telescope. (Literally, capturing it took less than a day!) This is Webb’s first image released as we begin to #UnfoldTheUniverse: nasa.gov/webbfirstimage…

I've seen people say we don't have a 2022 song of the summer, but it's actually Bad Habit by Steve Lacy.

It took until July 2022, but covid finally caught up to me.

I miss the feeling of going to goodwill at 8pm. The 7pm weekday closing time stings a little.

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

twitter is now facebook

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #late

Hey, you should check out the Google Doodle today! It's about Jerry Lawson, the guy who invented the video game cartridge. And it's an app that lets you play a bunch of different video games and even MAKE YOUR OWN. gameshub.com/news/news/goog…

Scrolling social media thinking “that video could have been a picture” with big “this meeting could have been an email” energy.

Just saw some kind of green shooting star or meteor or fireball or something and I’m not sure I’ll figure out what it was but it was so beautiful and I’ve never seen anything like it before.

I know it's only March, but I'm thinking about being Kelly Cutrone for Halloween.

more apps cannot be the answer

possibly my last tweet?? will i be x'ing now? I'm so confused. who can buy this back from Elon? why'd they even let him buy it in the first place?

Everything is a scam.

the quesarito is back.