I'm going to lounge around for a hot minute before moving about my day.

The last time I asked number three son to help weed the garden, he crawled out of bed, walked out to the garden and ripped out the dead azalia with his bare hands without a shovel. Afterwards he went back to bed, and hasn't helped since.

Tis the season for an allergic reaction to mulch.

My exhaustion level is at... Who am I kidding? I'm so freaking exhausted that my bones literally ache.

Absolutely!

I went to a new salon for a trim and now look like Lord Farquat.

My give a shit is broken.

Doctors' offices should NOT leave patients' records and private info viewable on a screen in the exam room. Isn't that a HIPPA violation?

I have chewed the inside of my mouth to a bloody pulp bc this JOB is effing killing me.

Trying to get storage space on my phone and purged contacts and old texts. I have 1 gig LESS space??

We got rid of our land line. Now we are cancelling our cable service and going straight to streaming. Cable is making us pay to cancel. F them, we are done.

Visitor: Why is the door locked? What are you afraid of? Excuse me, I work in the building alone. I also don't like surprises. I have years of suppressed anger. Wanna try me?

Joao, repeat after me. You are a nice person and I like you, but only as a friend. That is how you clarify. #BelowDeckDownUnder

Have none of them ever watched Ellie's prior season? #BelowDeckDownUnder

I pleaded w my administration to hire me a staff member. The best they'll do is hire me a college student (someone's kid) that I get to babysit this summer. Great. More work for me.

I have another 2 weeks of chaos before things calm down. I don't know if I'll survive.