HIS BIG BLUE EYES

If you can’t handle a few memes after your team got swept hockey might not be the sport for you idk

Oh no my enemy just texted me he received the bouquet of flowers I sent which means my mother is about to receive a boxing glove on a spring

at this point i don’t want him i NEED him

happy mother’s day!

gods dammit. the council discovered the dimension where i keep all my failed creations. They’re making me take “custody of them” since they “share my soul” and are “legally considered living beings”. this realm fucking sucks man i can’t afford to take care of this many creatures

Tage Thompson was reportedly very moved by the Canadiens ceremony, as he believed the flame was being carried in honour of Charlie Kirk.

Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

To defend the young and innocent #akotsk

so sorry to bother you but my squire wants to know if it’s okay if your squire came over to the keep tonight. he said something about wanting to hang out and smoke weed and fill their bellies with diet soda and play burnout revenge for the ps2

"i don’t think aerion has any mental illnesses i think he’s just a dick" gotta be the worst misinterpretation of aerion's character i have seen in all three months on akotsktwt. i'm almost impressed

PAP SMEARS ARE MILDY UNCOMFORTABLE AND EMBARRASSING AT WORST. STOP FEARMONGERING. STOP LIVING IN FEAR!!!!! you know what’s more painful than a pap smear? CERVICAL CANCER.

having a male cat is so cool its like having a eunuch advisor who doesn't know anything about the world

My only input on the pap smear discourse is that if you avoid routine preventive care for fears of discomfort, you exponentially increase your chances of needing much more painful, uncomfortable, and invasive treatment for something that was entirely preventable.

i get a little gay off that diet soda

a song of vapes and fags