33 FT to 11 FT. We should sue your ass again NCAA NCAA March Madness

Husband: “you wanna go for a ride?” Me: “Yeah, to Detroit to hit Zach Edey with my car”

I might be alone but I've always thought Candace Parker was the best player all time for women.

My husband and I are now doing all our dinners “Hot Pot” style. I buy the groceries and allow him to cook it and pay me $40 for doing so.

My life is falling apart and all my mom cares about is if I have shoes to wear in Italy

So let’s get this straight: - Imane Khelif is a biological female who has elevated levels of testosterone - Imane Khelif has (checks notes) lost multiple times in her career to other biological females But suddenly because Imane beats the shit out of Angela Carini who couldn’t

CALL TO ACTIVISM Going higher…

"Childless cat ladies..." "Postmenopausal females..." Is the Republican ticket aware that women can vote?

Yo Danny White, these chair backs still suck.

This summer I was in Italy and it was 98 degree and I saw Blake Shelton wearing jeans…I questioned his judgement then and now today….Vols by fiddy #collegegameday

I was always thought it was shit that Chuck traded Blair for a hotel. But then my husband went and traded my rights for groceries that he doesn’t even buy. #USAElection2024

Of course the College GameDay story was about how Ohio State Buckeyes 🌰 is nothing but a bunch of whiny bitches complaining about cleats

Hey Kirk Herbstreit can you speak louder?? We can’t hear you with all that Ohio State dick in your mouth

My brain every time a dumb ass republican supports RFK JR.

I’m a raging bitch this morning all because of some nerd in New Zealand wanted to go bug hunting…#DaylightSavingTime

Do you think the Pope has ever had a Chicago Handshake?? #Conclave2025

Everytime I fly into CLT Airport I have to sit on the tarmac at both at take off and arrival because the airport is “too overwhelmed”…..girl, take a Prozac and get it together…

How is it 2025 and people are still so bad at getting on and off airplanes.

Yo Danny White up the ticket price so we can pay the fine to talk shit about these refs. Greg Stankey you suck bitch

Leaving Max Gilbert in 2025