My momma really needed that chicken thawed.

Oh bitch….this is about to set it off.

People over 25 when Ludacris came out during the halftime show

Travis Kelce is absolutely smashed 😂😂😂

And I be fucking right everytime so Idc

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey

we broke while making triple what our parents made

I’ve learned to be so comfortable with being by myself this past year and doing things for me that I may have become TOO comfortable being by myself 🤭🥴

A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL IS NOT A WOMAN A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL IS NOT A WOMAN A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL IS NOT A WOMAN A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL IS NOT A WOMAN A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL IS NOT A WOMAN YALL BE SCREAMING PROTECT THE CHILDREN (from the LGBTQ) UNTIL ITS TIME TO ACTUALLY PROTECT THE CHILDREN

this is the type of shit i always think about like damn people actually exist

if you really think about it tiktok made a lot of people millionaires (keith lee the best example) gave everyday working class people the ability to become wealthy in droves. it single-handedly changed the music industry and continuously debunks propaganda. USA said no girl❤️

two dumb bitches in 45 degree weather

Saddest part bout my growth. I had more friends when I was da worse version of ME

hello please be nice to ur budtenders tomorrow and also KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ahead of time :) thank u and happy 420

heteros: take notes

we lost an hour of sunlight today. for people w/ the winter blues, take your vitamin D, wake up earlier, more soups, more root vegetables, more journaling, more audio journaling, more exercise, more time in nature and more therapy.

Turns out my biggest mistake might have been believing people were inherently good…

everyone going through it😭😭

hey