Happy Friday the 13th

I’m at family Christmas making jokes.... either 1. No one can hear me OR 2. No one thinks I’m funny Either way I’m out.

I just watched my 25 year old boyfriend wash his bathtub with a swiffer. Happy new year.

Today I watched my 25 year old boyfriend scrub down his computer screen with a baby wipe, amazing.

My boyfriend got me tickets to see Justin Bieber on tour. That’s right, my 15-year-old dreams are FINALLY coming true! #blessed

The only thing getting me through this quarantine is my new found appreciation for instant mashed potatoes. God bless you Betty Crocker

When all 50 states are protesting the same issue, the government should realize they are the problem

The fly knows.

Thank you. We need you. Keep organizing.

JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises. #APracecall

By winning Pennsylvania, Joe Biden has secured enough electoral votes to win the presidency. See full election results here. nyti.ms/2IivRMo

Today is a good day. It’s easier to be a parent this morning. Character MATTERS. Being a good person MATTERS. This is a big deal. It’s easy to do it the cheap way and get away with stuff — but it comes back around. Today is a good day. #PresidentBiden #VotersDecided

If your drink of choice isn’t a vodka water lime.... you’re doing it wrong sis.

It's official! 🇺🇸 Joe Biden is now the 46th President of the United States. #InaugurationDay 📷: Alex Wong/Getty

Dear reader, Regé-Jean Page has arrived

#BarbieMovie x #Oppenheimer 7.21.23

girl dinner