A gummy bear company casually dropping revolutionary battery technology for $25 on Amazon (the lightest ever of this capacity) and pretending nothing happened is one the funniest things of all time

when you're talking to someone and you can tell they're trying out a new word

Every CVS has its own unique energy that's powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual

I was going to stay sober but fuck man

it’s too late: i have already portrayed you as scheming eunuch quentin tarantino and myself as unruffled chad paul dano

I think one of Arrested Development's best bits is the occasional dropping of articles

🚨 BREAKING: New footage shows explosions around Caracas, Venezuela, as parts of the city’s south near a major military base lost electricity. Low-flying aircraft were seen and heard from across the capital, according to Reuters.

This is the same way they write about killings in the West Bank

The entire Minneapolis school district has cancelled school today and tomorrow because ICE is attacking students and staff.

Masked men grabbing women by the hair and ripping them from their cars. Trump's America, 2026.

i know it's really unpleasant but please don't look away from what's happening, we need to all be in loud vocal opposition to this

BREAKING: ICE SHOOTS ANOTHER IN MINNEAPOLIS, TEAR GASSING OBSERVERS AT SCENE x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

dudeeeeee last night was an emaailllll

My heart is truly broken here. In life, there are people who talk about being there for the homeless and those who are genuinely about being there. Ms. Shirley Raines was a hero of mine. There was no fronting with her. She was as real as they come. She came to Skid Row a few