how do i replace siri’s voice with the female hormone monster’s voice

you won boris. enjoy downing street, i hope it makes you happy. dear lord, what a sad little life, boris. you ruined jeremy’s rep completely so you could have a majority and i hope now you can use this to get lessons in grace and decorum xx #ElectionResults2019

oh to be a yellow lab napping on a windowsill overlooking a canal in Bruges

Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he wrote Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Fast Five, Fast & Furious 6, Furious 7, The Fate of the Furious, F9, Hobbes and Shaw

In Ratatouille (2007), Remi gags at the smell of Linguini’s soup. Rats are physically unable to gag or vomit, which means that the soup was so atrocious, it broke the laws of nature.

being in isolation w yourself is like being in the hairdresser’s seat but for weeks

what if we were both rats watching the sunrise together

"people are allowed to dislike things" WRONG . no one is allowed to dislike ratatouille (2007)

no one: christopher nolan’s house:

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekday.