Garlic Butter Shrimp with Broccoli 🚨 #FoodPorn 🚨 #foodie #food #yum #foodstagram

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx, & Amazon employees.. Thank you.

Oh my god remember those 5 minutes when we all thought The Zodiac Killer mystery was solved?

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

When you are craving sushi and then you eat sushi… that’s a top 5 human experience

Y’all tryna force people to have kids and have the nerve to have a formula shortage… make it make sense.

If you sleep less than 7 hours a night, read this:

🌿🌷🌸 flower garden cake 🌸🌷🌿

some lessons I learned in 2022: - The body is fragile, learn to treat it properly and care for it well. We are not immortal. - Connection is rarer than you think. You can like many people and not be able to connect deeply - Maintenance of relationships are *hard* in adulthood

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

Lego flowers 💕🪷💐🌿

9 Signs you were raised by emotionally mature parents:

Hold me accountable yes, but watch your tone.

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories

hope you marry a soft spoken, lovey dovey man who will never get tired of you, like decades and still healthily obsessed with you