Hi Pauly Shore morning! Wondering if you thought about letting me take your picture while in the Twin Cities. I'll be over here.

Hello Pauly Shore I know you are super busy doing stuff. I was wondering if you gave any thought to letting me take your picture while you were in Minnesota? No pressure. Just wondering if you thought about it. I'll be here....wondering if you gave it any thought.

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. The only guy to shape my teen comdey years is in town! Oh shit, I can't keep water down. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

Got the privilege to meet my favorite male comic from my childhood and I shot a huge fucking hole in his joke. Love you Pauly Shore, let's talk drugs again some time.

This was January 6th. This is not “legitimate political discourse.”

Ope, ope just a reminder, I'm funnier.

Another great show from the famous Pauly Shore ! Thanks for making this bleed ass laugh it off. Love you!

Made it home with 30 seconds to spare before reality had me screaming. It's worth the pain for the opportunity. I didn't cry because I didn't make eye contact but I did on the way home. Now that it's over it doesn't seem like that big of a deal.

Leaving this here.... educate yourself. addyi.com

Big takeaway from this week is if you send a 17 yrld looking kid on stage in a showroom full of 40+ yrlds to talk about having sex and HS sex ed class you will loose the room. No one wants to be a boarder line pedo thinking about that child having sex.

I've been very sick the last week and the cold has made my pain worse. So my garbage can has been sitting at the end of my driveway for a fee days. Instead of helping me by bringing the can up to the house my neighbor moved the can to the middle of my driveway. #mn #dontbeadick

I wasn't a partier in high school so maybe my standards are screwed but this party at Germain's Luau sucks.

I am a privileged bitch. I found a lump on my breast Sunday. Called my doc Monday was seen Tuesday morning for a referral to radiology and got a mammogram with diagnostic results Wednesday morning. Thank you Minnesota for having the top healthcare systems and making me #1! #win

Puppy playtime.

For the record: I am that bitch that 🖕because you hit your breaks before merging onto the half mile long exit ramp. There's no crying in baseball and no fucking breaking on the freeway! 🖕🖕 Every time.

I haven't been posting because I am spending every waking moment actively engaging with this little one and listening to the #CongressionalHearing . I'm so lucky to have found her at my local Humane World for Animals

If anyone needs to go camping in Minnesota, I have a spare bed. Please DM me.

This is why we can't have nice things.

To those trying to figure out a way to regulate marijuana sales so the industry doesn't turn your town into the wild, wild west of weed: Mandate a customer check in with a pharmacist for any new products, if the customer expresses that it's a new product to them.

You don't have to mandate a facility have a pharmacy license but you can mandate that the pharmacist has a license in good standing with the board of pharmacy. This will limit your industry to those that actually know the implications of this chemistry. You're welcome.