God bless the students who nod at you while you lecture in class. Most of them look at you like you're a like dead fish, but there is always one, nodding along. A hero.

I just signed the petition demanding enrolment for remote Aboriginal communities to vote in the election remains open right up until election day – will you join me? getup.to/X1MwNCmJLTyVkI1

#RussiaUkraine #RussiaUkraineWar #RussiaUkraineConflict

Tonight I am free and leaving Australia to start my life in the United States of America. But I won't be happy until all my friends are get released from detention. It's not freedom until we are all free. Thank you all for your support.

Okay, rather than a “no fly zone,” let’s do a “secure humanitarian corridor.”

oh to know the joy of a couple quokkas discovering a crönchy leaf

“you were searched 43 times on Linkedin this week” ok so where’s my job

Straws: grasping at.

I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself "you're all cunts aren't you?" and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod.

we need hobbit-themed hikes where you cut across country with three or four of your closest companions, telling stories in old pubs and nicking mushrooms from farms and occasionally battling Old Man Willow or a barrow-wight

An observation on Peter Dutton saying he "won't cop" criticism of the army re floods. The army does good things. My own son joined cadets and enjoyed it. But this BS that people are criticising the army? They're criticising the GOVERNMENT. Don't use them as some human shield.

Yes Tolkien! My kid (grade 2) read his whole reader last night in one go because the deal was however many pages he read, I would need to read him the same amount of pages of the The Two Towers!

Hooray! Can this extend to the workplace as in 'the meeting is not the thing. Attending a meeting does not entitle you to feel a smug sense of achievement. The meeting was to decide the thing, and you actually have to do it.'

Happy #IWD2022 I am exhausted.

Today I spoke for #InternationalWomensDay at my son’s school. All the students are neurodiverse. Seriously beautiful kids. They sang “Fight Song”(I cried). They & their teachers give me hope. They did these awesome portraits of Laura Tingle & me. Thought you’d be chuffed, Laura.

Do you pronounce it data or data? I pronounce it data.

What are the possible election dates - can't be too many left? #auspol

Would that they were enforcing parking, more like trying to enforce unparking

Aha! Do what I did - go to your local tip shop and buy one for $5 thereby achieving our shared life goals: not spending money on stuff we need.