There’s an old saying in Tennessee I know it’s in Texas probably in Tennessee

mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow

This is how every weatherman has been talking about the upcoming storm for the past week

the light is coming to give back everything the darkness stole

type of shit I been on

Hi my name is Top Applicant and I am applying for a job at your organization because I love you

“your 20s are for...” actually no, my 20s are for rediscovering all of my interests from 7th grade and realizing that actually 13 year old me was onto something

New grads and junior hires trying to pay rent

i think emo mexicans are one of the most culturally important groups in the world

Their ability to sell out games while being god awful is super admirable

To love mexicanly also means I have the capacity to hate mexicanly too

mogging u hoes authentically and morally

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

Using dr pepper as lube

if youre in texas you shouldnt have to pay for chips and salsa