to the person behind me with LED headlights

Y’all need to understand that toddlers live for this shit

2003 strawberry you'll ALWAYS be famous

🙌🏻😂

When the washer and dryer did their job and now it's time to do yours:

I’m glad we haven’t lost the recipe of the dark outline. Very important.

she’s literally looked the same age my whole life lol

It’s also weird in that you’ll walk inside and it will be completely empty with no other customers and you’ll grab like three items and make your way to the checkout and then there’s somehow a line of 15 furious people

I think weed smokers sometimes don’t realize just how strong the smell is and how it stinks really bad to non-weed smokers the same way cigarettes smell to weed smokers it’s really about being considerate while you’re in a public setting

Luke 1:37

These are the people that should get Six figure bonuses

bitch you should be free. hush

WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT A MOVIE ON PRIME IF I ALREADY FUCKIN PAY FOR PRIMEEE ??

MINIMUM WAGE SHOULD COVER RENT, FOOD, HEALTHCARE, AND TRANSPORTATION. IF IT DOESN’T, IT’S NOT A LIVING WAGE.

This is so much cooler than the “act like you’ve been there before” mentality

"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

If prayer has genuinely worked for you, retweet this.

she’s literally looked the same age my whole life lol