Weiiird it’s been 5 years since this… Happy birthday bestie Breanna Grimett🤩

Went home last weekend not knowing I was sick until after I got there and was around my entire family at some point. My dad: if you get me sick I’m gonna be pissed *gives him and ONLY him covid* My dad: it’s ok Emily, don’t beat yourself up. It happens

This is Apollo. He has picked the least efficient way to cool off. But it is the most fun. 14/10

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

3 years too long🥺❤️

Ordered a mimosa bucket and gave the poor server at the restaurant my ID and he looks at it for a second and is like “ok, you can’t have it” sir why would I give you my ID if I’m not 21😂 read it again

Thinking about the time when my family and I were leaving town for a trip of some kind and Zo mentions to everyone that she left a note on the door for our neighbors saying we were out of town incase they came over and wanted to play. Brian turned that car right around😂

Thinking about how I’m suffering in the freezing weather in OK while Zo is on a cruise having the time of her life😐

Paying extra for the 8 year license without seeing your picture and then finding out it looks ugly🥲

How I feel right about now

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

“i literally told you yesterday” Me:

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me

Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight