me at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12nn, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, 11pm, 12mn.

I hate when I ask a client “What days and times work best for you?” And they say “What do you have?” ON WHAT DAY MAAM?! Cause I know you gonna say that you’re busy that day so why don’t you just tell me when you’re free??

goodbye toby!

Milo telling me “I love you in the whole world” this morning made me tear up ngl 🥹😭

“The yield sign means wait your turn motherfucker”

You don’t need to be in a relationship to live a happy life. You don’t need to be in a relationship to heal. You don’t need to be in a relationship to feel emotionally supported. A relationship isn’t a requirement like we’ve been conditioned to believe.

I could eat these every day for the rest of my life🤤🤤

Nick (dog): *cleaning himself and nibbling an itchy spot on his back* Milo (4yo): “Nick, stop eating your body off!!!!!”

Just let Milo watch this first the first time last night! Such a good movie!

The owner of the salon I work in, everyday: “wow you look super pregnant today” Bruh I am would you just shut up

One of my clients sends me a link on insta for compression socks ONE TIME and now that’s the only adds that come up😐

McDonald’s giving me unsweetened tea is just God’s way of telling me I needed to drink water

Talking to my husband like it’s my sister when we were younger… laying in our loft beds in the middle of the night talking about random things. I miss those days! Makes me so sad knowing she’ll mostly likely never be my roomy again. It’s just not the same talking to my husband😭