Day 4 Morning swim. Done painting, back to writing #SusieMahl

@linzibean Please tell Lawrence you don't mind getting sacked if only he'll do more Waterstones cards. (Congrats on the job btw.)

Look, we've just gotta remember that humanity was doomed by a few hanging chads in Florida in 2000. Watching Boris, Trump, Bolsonaro et al slouch towards Bethlehem is just a...misfortunate coda. #ElectionResults2019

@linzibean Sorry! Yes - no problem - see you Saturday!

Why the **** would anyone bother hacking MY Twitter account??

I've written some books. My publisher (aka my mum) has ordered me to network. So. This is me telling my 7 Followers to buy the damn books.

Unless you can actually already read, of course, in which case a literacy programme is a bit pointless.

God, I suck at networking. Well, they're at piperbooks.co.uk/learning-to-re… etc. For any illiterates who are reading this.

All Michael Gove's views on education are based on the idea that growing up to be like Michael Gove is a good thing.

Problems with 'Balanced' Reading Instr. Балинг James Murphy More accurate:Probs with College of Teachers. piperbooks.wordpress.com

HILARIOUS satire of the anti-Phonics position...Oh. She MEANS it?! logicalincrementalism.wordpress.com/2015/03/16/jum…

'I have children who are going to have children' OR I'M GOING TO F****** KILL THEM #Leadsom

If more people had read Lord of the Flies this wouldn't be a problem. x.com/ged10/status/9…