all the kate middleton and Royal family jokes i laughed at these past couple of weeks and to find out she’s been battling cancer… im going to hell

8AM before 7AM on your work your day off

Welcome To Wrexham III. @wrexhamfx May 2 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC

All of us at work today after staying up for no Bills players drafted

oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?

The Darkness taking over my cute and bubbly personality when i hear the teams notification

Confused about how everyone hyped up the excessively mid solar eclipse for weeks but nobody thought to mention the aurora borealis until after the fact?

Is it just me and my controlling personality or is the 24 hours before a trip of any kind the most stressful? 😵‍💫

Not to expose myself for being dumb—but the vet told me my dog had a spot that might be a melanoma and the first words out of my mouth were “oh that does run in our family.” Like, I really forgot for a sec that I did not give birth to her.

me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I won’t be complicit this time round

Feels like weird timing to be at this show, plus had a birds eye view of everyone checking their phone at intermission to see the news. #Election2024

I’m going to need someone explain the shin/floor-length denim skirt trend. Im not judging because you were definitely right about wide-leg jeans, but the skirts look so… uncomfortable.

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - How “busy you were” - How many hours you worked Kronk will remember: - The poison - The poison for Kuzco - The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison

So that’s it? We just go to bed calmly and peacefully after an easy Bills win? I feel like I just watched a 3 hour episode of “The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross.”

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mack hollins: i don’t wear shoes me: that’s great, just catch the ball bro

tonight feels like we're watching the refs call a makeup call after a bad call after a makeup call after a bad call after a makeup call after a bad call after a makeup call after a bad call after a makeup call after a bad call after a makeup call

Tyler Bass you dirty dog you.

Whose idea was it to have it start getting dark at 4pm AND Election Day the same week? Cruel.