All I know is my kids spent the entire winter asking to go to the movies and I spent the entire winter saying no because there were no kids movies. There are a couple kids movies in the theater now but unfortunately it’s nice out so the kids are playing outside.

I always assumed parents had a favorite child and I’m pleasantly surprised that I find all three of mine equally but uniquely perfect.

Oh that, that’s my giant emotional support bowl of macaroni salad that I take bites of throughout the day

my kid was upset because I took away her iPad and she was like “ugh! I bet when you were a kid, grandma let you have your iPad!” and I was like…bitch. grandma didn’t even let me have my FEELINGS

Just realized some people have never performed an ensemble number in a musical and I think that is so sad

Buster loves laundry day or as he calls it Big Nest Day