when I press the scary button to reset the outlet and it works

Getting a man to do something I’m perfectly capable of doing.

me when the maintenance man comes & my man not home

Is there a reason for penguins. Or more just like a treat for us type thing

It should be illegal for boyfriends to be asleep when you want to chit chat

In the bathroom after 3 sips of a martini

How i wake up at 10:29am realizing im not getting a mcdonalds hashbrown today pic.x.com/CvK2Y1Gl6b

me and my man going to the Barbie premiere

“do you remember?” me:

when someone insults me but it’s actually a pretty creative one that i’ve never heard before

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

me liking every post about the four seasons orlando baby

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