no more 22 hat she just throws a typewriter at someone

me going to sleep knowing that I heard the archer, the one, the last great american dynasty and tolerate it live

kinda miss being 13 reading wattpad stories until 5 am on a summer night

Oh to be loved by someone who knows the value of updating and assurance

AND YOU SAY I ABANDONED THE SHIP BUT I WAS GOING DOWN WITH IT MY WHITE KNUCKLE DYING GRIP HOLDING TIGHT TO YOUR QUIET RESENTMENT AND MY FRIENDS SAID IT ISNT RIGHT TO BE SCARED EVERY DAY OF A LOVE AFFAIR EVERY BREATH FEELS LIKE RAREST AIR

female rage is pretending to not be upset about something you have every right to be upset about

today was the day i realized nyquil hangovers were actually a thing

what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:

receiving constructive feedback from someone I love

talking to a guy for months who is obsessed with his friend group and would rather make time for them, it’s a canon event, i fear

hinge, i love you so much

instagram threads is literally just if twitter and reddit had a baby

the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again

Did someone say election?

bro somebody PLEASE tell me how to read this, who tf is winning

I hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

he haven’t asked me to be his leprechaun for St Patrick’s Day yet..

if i was a bunny. i would thump my foot really hard