reed won’t go in the lactation pod in the airport with me

i think the main problem with everyone on love is blind is that they live in charlotte

it’s so insane to me that chris brown still has a career

5 days a week i go on a run and 5 days a week i snot rocket on the aggressively enforced no trespass zone that is the daughters of the confederacy lawn

i’ve kept 2 underwire bras from the handful i’ve had over the years. one is nude and unpadded that i wear to work events and the other one is the bombshell that i stole from victorias secret in 7th grade. I’ll never get rid of her

I’m so hot it’s actually fucked up

I’m a fuckin engineer??? (I’m not but i have an engineer title)

a ceasefire in the gays vs lesbians war

it’s the first day of summer and I’m going to start tweeting again

when i die have my wake at rcr (I’m at rcr and they’re having a wake)

constantly freaking out about what is happening in pop music right now what a time to be alive happy brat summer

WHAT DID I JUST I SAY

wfm without a shirt on call that the girls in stem

***this isn’t a complaint because i quite literally could not be any hotter *** but over the past few months i’ve doubled or trippled my weekly running mileage and my caloric intake has stayed the same and I’m not any skinnier. why

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I love my city

I’m hitting on girls at the towing years

i’ve kept my golds gym membership all these months after i moved to another neighborhood solely because i go there to poop on my long runs

why is everyone from my hometown obsessed with getting professional couples photos. that’s all that’s on ig these days

the thing about having a job that revolves around public speaking is that it never gets easier!!!!!! even as an extrovert. i’ve been doing it for 4 years and it still sucks