Seems like a fair price I’ll buy twenty with embrites credit card

Little did you know the pipes go straight to jail so now i can free uncle lee

Oh shit they found out

If they find me they find you and the. Where will i get my power source- i mean sprinkles

I swear to lucifer i will send you to the depths of hell if you don’t send me to Guatemala right now

I just found these weird little yellow shard things on the ground- they kinda look like candy maybe i could sell them

Oh shit I didn’t do it this time i swear

Well i guess im fucked time to steal the worlds supply of spinkles and jump back in my portal back to hell

The only way i can make another portal back to hell is by creating a circle on the top of mt everest made out of the blood of my enemies. Who would like to donate before the diamond overlords come kill us all

Yep that sums it up

I sat on top of the porch and waited for embrite to come trip on me, for some reason pearl walked out of embrites house instead and landed on her forehead. I think i fucking killed her.

Everyone meet my slut of a ex wife

[sits there] how dare you make me celebrate the birthday of my enemy

You uncultured swine im talking of Jesus

The enemy of everyone in hell aka my birth place

Santa is a result of Jesus’s evil doing and i shall not associate with anything about santa or Christmas

What would be interesting is for there to be an anti santa

No it’s me

In a local theater near you

No it’s rated r