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Relevant. Credit to corporate.bro on Instagram.

2020: what kind of fuckery is this?

Best email address I've seen in awhile: [email protected]

Fun test email address of the day: [email protected]

gmail clipping can seriously suck it. LET ME HAVE MY ē WITHOUT CLIPPING MY 14k email. JFC. LET ME LIVE. #emailgeek #gmail #whygodwhy #emailgeeks #emailproblems

Accurate.

yaassssss

Due to complete and utter stupidity ... I have been reduced to a human API call. #ihatemylife #emailproblems

This right here.

You don't choose the email life, the email life chooses you 💌 #emailgeeks

ME: We will need to create a new field to allow for the new data. THEM: Just use the existing field. ME: The field is restricted to number format only. THEM: Just put like HTML or something in there. ME: Uh, it's number only. THEM: Wait, HTML is TEXT? ME: .... #emailmarketing

EMAIL IS LIFE! #UNSPAM Really Good Emails 💌 #EmailMarketing #emailgeeks

I just said, "MPP, yeah you know me." in a meeting about Apple Mail Privacy Protection. #emailmarketing

Oh email team at Weight Watchers you all are having a real bad day. Cocktail? #subjectline #oops #emailmarketing

Just wrote the weirdest alt text I’ve ever done in an email: "image- kitty the octopus with a furnace" #emailmarketing

When you are a 6 but you can code an email that renders in outlook on the first try. #email #emailgeeks

pssst, there's no such thing as a marketing emergency, get some sleep

George Carlin says there are 7 words you can't say on tv. In email, there's only one forbidden word. #emailgeeks #EmailMarketing

"If you want a simple formula for having a good day, then get a workout done and do your most important task before lunch. Knock out those two things by noon and you really feel like you're ahead of the day." -James Clear