i don’t remember what my life was like before 🥺 was created

what people don’t understand is that gingers DO have souls. what we don’t have, is the ability to feel joy because everyone hates us.

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one has this range

// Etowah High School SGA SENIOR SHOUTOUT // Eve Pepin (Eve), SGA Treasurer

men will tweet “women aren’t funny” and then go watch an episode of the office written by mindy kailing and be like “this is real comedy”

We don’t talk about janitors, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, guidance counselor’s and school administration secretaries enough. They TOO will be at risk when schools start. The pay is already shit for these positions, now we’re asking them to also risk their lives. Unacceptable

taylor swift's scarf walked so her cardigan could run

I was an intern for the Ellen show and one time on set Ellen pointed at my chest my chest and said “there’s something on ur shirt” and I looked down and she flicked my nose. Then I said “haha ohhh you got me, good one Ellen” and then she shot me in the chest with a rifle

“I dOn’T LiKe suBtiTleS” if you can’t read fast baby jus say that

Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a titan of justice. Her jurisprudence expanded the rights of all Americans, shaping our lives for the better. And her example now shines within the history of our country, there to inspire generations.

You ok? NO cause I sent my two kids @Olivia_Rodrigo and conan gray my new version of You Belong With Me and THEY ARE SO CUTE IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME ((Album out at midnight!))

the only moral person in LA is the plastic surgeon i met w for a breast lift consult who listened to me describe what i wanted done then said “i don’t think you know what boobs are supposed to look like” and sent me home w a pamphlet about body dysmorphia

If I die after I pay my rent sit me on the couch till da 30th

time to disconnect before bed