And all the black people she’s arrested or pulled over need their cases re-reviewed and dropped.

never eating pussy in gotham again

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

“Choppelganger”

we all talked about it and decided we’re putting you in the soup I’m so sorry man

Amal was under rubble and still conscious, she was speaking to family. The IOF fired on rescuers for 6 hours to make sure she couldn't survive.

curiosamente os dois tem grayson de sobrenome

Nolan had to be a demon because it took Nolan like 16 years to break, Kregg was down there for like a month and was folding like a lawn chair in a hurricane. Lucan was at least monogamous, but Kregg was falling in love every 80 feet. Tinder would have KILLED him.

she pulling them out so casually like a jug of juice 😭😭😭😭

This kid went viral for dancing to Drowning Pool’s “Bodies,” and honestly it’s deserved

Officer of the month wanted to shoot up a music festival and kill Black people.

Lex Luthor: omg you HAVE to try this ice cream Superman

I liked this concept so I made my own version of Debbie Viltrumite.

This guy hired a Jesse Pinkman impersonator just for himself, and the performance is freakishly accurate

Man sit yo dumb ass down

trial run for an eventual tucker carlson showdown but he has to face fox news' seven evil anchors first

Cancer...normally I'd never cheer for you under any circumstances...but...