It's wild having to explain to people, especially people who consider themselves intelligent, that even when they aren't innocent, the cops aren't supposed to murder criminals

The £70bn Kwasi Kwarteng blew in a single day about this time last year could have fixed the roof in every school in Britain

Does it get better no worries if not

As a chronically ill person if I tell someone how bad I’m really doing then I might be viewed as negative or bothersome but if I don’t tell them how bad I’m doing then they might assume I’m doing good or was just being dramatic at some point. It sucks how you can never win.

Bit pre-menstrual, actually

my favourite memory of the queen is when she used millions of wealth accrued through centuries of leeching from the working people of this country to bail out her nonce son from the inconvenience of 'being brought to justice'. thank you for your service ma'am x

Your regular heatwave reminder ✌️

Imagine trying to dodge paying tax when you and yours have everything. EVERYTHING!!!!

Really appreciate the genderfuckery in how Spanish genders certain body parts. Oh, boobs? Yeah, they're boys. So are uteruses. Moustaches are boys too, but beards are girls. Adam's apples are also girls. Vaginal discharge, though? Nah mate that's a boy.

As someone who spent a lot of their early twenties arguing with people, usually men, online to get them to take sexual violence against women seriously I promise you do not have to do it, you can just tell them to get fucked, they don’t want to learn or listen, protect yourselves

Little Britain, Bo Selecta, The Weakest Link, Fat Families, The X Factor, Supernanny, peak Jeremy Kyle, Snog Marry Avoid, the list is endless. A decade of cruelty, racism, public shaming etc and that's before we even get on to Brand.

Someone said to me that Russell Brand shouldn’t be held to account years later because ‘people can change’ and he’s got children now. That’s like saying Rose West is a solid human because she’s not put anyone under a patio for a few decades and won a baking competition in jail.

Me, every single day.

The press: “Sunak is a complicated man” Every Sunak plan: “We should cut money that helps people & give it to one of my wife’s businesses”

Notice these men preying on girls aren't befriending 16-year-old boys as their peers? It's almost like they actually understand 16-year-olds are children.

The Official List Of Woke Things

It's weird how right wingers often try to claim left-leaning people/historical movements as their own, but the inverse is never true. It's like they know the leftist ideas are the more morally sound, but are at odds with their own opposition to them.

Not sure about this wombles reboot tbh