Me thinking I’m super approachable then realizing I always look like this

Nobody: Cat owner:

Two boys in Madagascar scratch the back of a habituated lemur Via National Geographic

explaining your life to that friend you talk to once every month

literally

been feelin like squidward lately

how tf that little alien know

Me when I turn 24 this year

me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep

now i understand her:

Gillian Anderson has always been that bitch but I think she’s a prime example of why women should stop listening to people telling us to fear aging and how we’re basically old and gross after our 30’s, because Gillian Anderson NOW is literally just as hot

This the type of shit I want my taxes to pay for. Not funding genocide.