“Eh can a have 2 fish suppers and 2 can a irn bru please” phahahah

happy birthday u wee stinker connⁱᵉ , have an amazin day and see u v soon for a cuddle❤️ miss u (and alan) like crazy! u the best little bean anyone could wish for xxxxx

very pointless however i am chuft cause my skin has gotten so much better after I eventually went and got the right cream etc. only been a month and it’s not half as bad/ sore as it was !! happy little bean

Christmas Day. 8.30pm BBC One x

Happy bday to my ride or die 😍love u more than anything !!!! Shame I can’t be with you to celebrate the big 5 0 but will see u soon for a bottle or 12 of prio 😈LOVE FAE CORK IN IRELAND ellie

ellie happy birthday smellie💖❤️ hope uv had a magic day love u lots x x x x

happy birthday u gorgeous gal💜💜 hope you’ve had an amazing day, love u xxxx annika

happy birthday my man, see u in maga xx Harry•Allen

THIS FUCKIN BITCH ASS PUTTING ME AS 12TH BEST PERSON IN THE DUMPING GROUND ?!?!?!?? I don’t think so hunny, it’s called the story of TRACY BEAKER not the story of Elaine the Pain Boyak!!!!!! Xx

Just wanna see my 3 friends

happy birthday u absolute BABE❤️ have the best 18th u can lmao and will see u after for a drink 100% !!!!! lots of love to u ❤️❤️❤️ Stan Whitmore

happy birthday u babe💜 hope you’ve had the most special day and i’m sure i will see u at work at some point xxx Leah

happy birthday @aliciamchardy ❤️ have the bedt day u crazy cat💅🏼😳xxx

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Add boots to the end of any adjective for added effect e.g sexy boots, scary boots or even angry boots really gets your point across

Hahahahahahaha been texting Erin’s old number for ages not realising it’s not her and thought Erin was just winding me up for ages turns out I’ve been texting this random Quine for ages @ErinSlater_

Selling 1x Parklife Weekend Ticket -£140 **pls retweet**

selling 2 FLY open air sunday tickets pls retweet xx

1 terminal V Saturday ticket for sale rt please