WHEN HE SHAG ME GOOD I TAKE HIS ARSE FOR BEANS N TOAST

Didnt realize how much attention running a marathon gets you I’m considering it now

Y'all this girl had ordered some food and the neighborhood kids was tearing her food up😭

this the shit i would tweet to let my followers know i’ve been kidnapped

they’re saying realityvontease was shah squad unionizing😩

We’re all kind of our own little reality von tease if you think about it.

my relationship with my mom is something like this:

there should be an opposite of valentine’s day where you post instagram photos of your enemy

why does azealia have this hyper-specific tea on Solange like why does she know about her neighbourly disputes concerning dumpster usage 😭

sometimes i just look at this image and give myself a panic attack

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 Years ago. Never be Relaxed ever. I’m coming