people who design apps have no regard for muscle memory fr i’m gonna crash out if i click this new create button instead of library one more time on spotify

Goodnight, Goodison. 💙 #EndOfAnEra

old people be like “no elbows on the table it’s rude” then say something racist

happy father’s day to them

happy birthday gorgeous

Happy Mamma Mia Day.

Team mysterious leg bruises

Just been ID’d for a Monster by a lad I went to school with. Who the fuck does he think he is?

do not call me on instagram like have you lost your fcking mind

Kermit writing to Ofcom after Eddie called him a toad #ImACeleb

Well guess what mate. You’ve only gone an won it! 🥺🥲

Might go tesco tomorrow to be just a complete nuisance and get in everyone's way.

shocking leaked footage of Victoria at the Brooklyn Beckham & Nicola Peltz wedding

I’m a grass #brooklynbeckham

Men that wait to be texted first what's your favorite lipgloss???

It’s ok to unfollow and remove those people from high school who just watch you, you haven’t spoken to in years, and that don’t interact. It’s weird.