😂 hagwife. This is so great.

HP Lovecraft: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the mountains of madness
Lovecraft: it's about a scientific expedition to antarctica that finds a terrifying ancient evil
Clive Barker: is it penguins
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: m-maybe

Steven Spielberg takes a picture of his burger inside the #VanityFair party. #Oscars

Mary Magdalene’s besties in the group chat:

The leap day babies are wearing little frog hats

Not me walking around my study, hunting down every mosquito and squishing them all dead, like tiny little blood sacrifices to the writing gods.

Filled out the paperwork for my daughter’s 1st passport and under “employment” was told to write “unemployed baby”

Mads Mikkelsen

Don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property as you’re doing your taxes this year

🙃🙃🙃

Watched #POSSESSION - I know y'all told me that was some flip-ass shit, but it really was some flip-ass shit

Yesssssss 😊

Kinda think these might be useful for me

Every morning when I first wake up

I never thought I was the kind of person to fall for a scam, and then I found myself agreeing to write multiple books for free on the off chance that one of them maybe, MAYBE, will be bought by a publisher for a tiny advance

🥂TOP 10 READS OF 2023🥂

It’s been an amazing year for horror, and I’m happy to share my Top 10 Reads. Picking only 10 felt impossible with how many amazing stories I had the privilege of reading this year. Here’s to another fantastic year in horror!

fanfiaddict.com/annas-top-10-r…

Starting off the sibling Christmas stockings right. This years briefs are

- A treat
- A book
- Something Essential
- Something Fun
- Selfcare
- A Routine (skincare makeup ect)

‘Where do writers get their ideas from?’ number 67654.

FMD so I guess I'm back here again wtf