Plastic straws make up less than 0.003% of the plastic in the ocean, the straw ban is fucking pointless and shifts the blame from corporations systemically destroying the environment to individuals.

Me when I’m tryna get through my shift but remember that I clocked in 1 min ago and I have 8 More hours to go

*cute guy at works who I’ve never talked to leaves for the day without saying goodbye* Me: wow he would really not say bye to me it really is like that huh

Two girls were just doing a photo shoot in the water aisle of Target what is wrong with teenagers

If the first person to ever 360 no scope a terrorist in real life said Kaep cool, then Kaep cool.

Had to do an oral quiz for my spanish class and my prof did not have to roast me like tha

Becoming the change you want to see >>>

Three things you never regret doing after it’s done - Traveling - Working out - Eating great food Life gets better the more you do these

12 year old me: cried over one direction 18 year old me: cries over one direction 50 year old me: cries over one direction

YESSSS HARRY AND I HAVE THE SAME ASTROWORLD SWEATSHIRT I KNEW I HAD TO HAVE THAT ONE FOR A REASON #TRUELOVESTRIKESAGAIN

manifesting a lot of travels for me in 2019 because this bitch (me) can’t stay in the same place too long without getting bored.

Only thing I want out of 2019 is to meet Harry Styles.

Lmaoooo

Lmao I got the Mumps in Spain, looks like I’m gonna get the measles now in Oregon 🙃

Soy peor pero estoy mucha mejor

If we’re bringing back things from our childhood, can we please get Silent Library back?

me: stop barking my dog: