🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨 Win a brand new Flying Dutchman embroidered tee (worth £27*) 👕 If Tottenham win on Sunday, one lucky winner gets it FREE! To enter: ✅ Follow us 🔁 Retweet this post Ends at full-time — good luck! ⚪️ #COYS #Giveaway

The second time in six weeks I’ve been stranded on the way back from my commute to/from London. I’m at least an hours drive from London, this is a joke! There are over 1,000 people waiting for free taxi’s that don’t exist 🤣 National Rail Great Northern

My local Tesco has just reintroduced trolleys that need a £1 coin to unlock them. It’s as if these supermarkets don’t want us to do big weekly shops in their stores anymore?! 🤬

Things you love to see. Wordle 1,472 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Three for Ecclestone! 🔥 India five down! 💥

Ping! Wordle 1,509 2/6 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Uh oh Sky Sports , how did it take you over two minutes to realise you had the completely wrong scoreboard graphic up tonight? 😬 You wouldn’t see that in men’s football. #MCIBHA

Hey followers! If you bet on sport it'd be appreciated if you could fill out this little consumer research survey for us please - thank you! forms.gle/2cCirX2aoRoVdS…

I only ever tweet now to complain at someone or something 🤣 So… does anyone else HATE it when people start new email threads? Like why. Keep it all in one thread goddamnit.

Anyone in the market for some custom Horse Racing illustrations? Dusting off my apple pencil this month after a few years off if anyone wants one? Perfect Christmas gift 🎁😊

Thanks to everyone who took part in the last survey I put out on here! If you have 5 minutes, we’d love for you to join the next phase too! Football fans only - thaanks! forms.gle/sLQxLkEVWH55wT…

I’ve played 396 holes of golf this year so far. Hoping to make it 400+ if this cold f**ks off. 🙈⛳️

Day 10 of being riddled with flu, oh the joys.

54% ROI this year after a very quiet year of betting. ⭐️ Highlights: - 50x win on an October NFL acca - 25x win on an December PL acca - 82% hit-rate on Super Boosts - 20/1 winner at Cheltenham (Daily Present)

Me watching yesterdays episode of Eastenders 🤣

LET’S GO ‘HAWKS 🦅💚💙

Job's done.

It’s that time of year again. As most of you know I run a little Cheltenham Festival tipping competition for a few of my mates if anyone wants in? £50 entry ~30 entries Payouts for daily and overall winners (most profit accumulated) Happy to answer any questions via DM ☺️

Merry Cheltmas everybody 🤩🏇🏽

Dear Expedia, please take my money and my booking. Thank you in advance, Ellen 🫶🏼😂