The Reason :

my biological glock is ticking

this is the kind of fomo that has the capacity to actually kill me

🚨 HANNAH MONTANA IS ALIVE OMG

THE GOLD SCARF IS NOW A BELT OMG HANNAH MONTANA IS BACK 🥹

isso é como abrir uma arca do tesouro de 2.000 anos, enterrada no fundo do mar, cheia de ouro

Hannah Montana is Back 🤘🏼🌟🎸

Sometimes I stay up all night wondering if those who attended the Hannah Montana shows realize how lucky they are to have witnessed history.

The experience of being a bubbly outgoing autistic girl and constantly being told you’re annoying and weird and growing up to be a miserable hollow shell of your former self who everyone perceives as a depressive introvert when that’s not who I am at all

when i die cremate me and put my nose ring on the urn like a charm i’m not going without it

guy fieri: okay, little lady, walk me through how we’re grillin’ this cheese me: two pieces of white bread, well-buttered. then the star of the show guy fieri: we talkin’ gruyère? pepper jack? gouda? me: kraft single guy fieri: sleazy does it, sister

being a woman is like would you rather be dehumanised for being sexy or for being ugly

What humans have done with string instruments is enough for me to feel like humanity is worth saving, but we’re on extremely thin ice

The misandry debate, summarised

Self explanatory

For those who aren’t into pop culture, this is like when God raised Jesus from the dead, but it’s been 20 years instead of three days.

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

before you meet the love of your life you must conquer the four horsemen of abusive boyfriends

this scene gave an entire generation a mental breakdown.. you had to be there