This or they need to sort out the entry/exit system, why am I giving my fingerprints every single time I go to the EU when it’s supposed to be a one off thing????? Also still can’t use the E-gates anymore

This is how we're supposed to rest btw 4 days of rest and 3 days of work

Tom Skinner’s men walking for mental health events - they look like West Ham fans in a post apocalyptic world searching for a football match that’s no longer being played

JUST WIPE THE INTEREST

The FIFA Peace Prize winner speaks…

The size of the house😀😀😀😀

I’ve done the biometric scans every single time I’ve entered europe in the last 4 months, and no border control officers know the answer as to why, I’ve even tried doing the pre-reg before going to the counter and STILL had to re-do it all and was met with “I don’t know🤷‍♀️”

Got served one 3 weeks ago because the landlord is apparently selling, I’ve overheard the same thing happening to so many people when I’ve been in pubs or public transport, this bill is doing more harm than good because the gov forget landlords are greedyyyyyy

Outrage at a CEO only getting £120k a year and not outrage at the cleaner only getting £12k a year is why the country is in such a mess

the UK actually fucked the lives of every single person born from 1996-2006 and they actually need to pay for their crimes WTF IS THISSS

Me: whatever happens happen Whatever: *happens* Me:

Diane Abbott could finish this all right now by tweeting a picture of Keir Starmer that only has twelve pixels

Me when Wile E. Coyote is blown up by his own dynamite trap:

The whiplash I’ve received from the london rental market today is insane, got rejected for a flat this morning went to two viewings at lunchtime, met the landlord for one of them this evening and got accepted for it all in the same day

Having a strong sense of justice in a world where nobody gaf

good for a rewatch of this annually. god she’s incredible

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

Have just discovered that americans call chickpeas ‘garbanzo beans’ and I don’t think I can move past it