Infamy, infamy - the headline writer likes infamy

It's like Manny Omoyinmi all over again

(niche one for ageing West Ham fans there)

The OJ Simspon funeral cortege will be led by a Ford Bronco driving sedately along the 91 Freeway pursued by 500 LAPD squad cars

Breaking news snap: Neil Tennant of Pet Shop Boys has never eaten baked beans

this is the best day of my life

Love the name given to irritating urbanites who visit the French countryside and whinge about the sounds of nature: 'néoruraux' (rural newcomers).

Ballerine, métro Hôtel de Ville.
1955. Paris la France

Good morning, I’m a paperback writer #TheStirrings is out now, ⁦W&N⁩ ⁦PEW Literary⁩

can we please retire the phrase 'take back control'

Drug dealers are getting more and more brazen

john sturgis Redrum on the Orient Express

Yet another one of these tonight. This morning I dropped son at airport to fly to Krakow. Tonight I started a new book and it opens with the narrator travelling to - Krakow

Me in the Spectator

I backed a horse. It came in so late it had to tiptoe back into the stable
-Tommy Cooper

Shanghai always gets stereotyped for having sweet food and brown-sauced dishes 浓油赤酱. But actually one of the most wonderful things about Shanghainese food is the gorgeous seasonal vegetables. This pictures was taken in a typical local greengrocer’s shop in March.

The trouble with a Corbynite agony aunt is: when you ask them what to do about your boyfriend who won’t help with the cleaning, they tell you you need to overthrow the patriarchy and dismantle the apparatus of imperialist oppression

Hello Rhonda, are you ready to rock

“Pile on to Bob’s Your Uncle at 25/1 in the 3.25 at Doncaster”

Early run to drop number one son at Standsted this morning - and a bargain £7 to pull over in the drop off for 20 seconds while he got out...