wanna know something crazy to prevent this? not exploring a cave

me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet:

i love befriending yappers. they bring the yapping out of me. then we yap together. yapping is so fun.

i hope in the next life i come back as a really stupid orange cat

Professionalism sucks i wanna put "<3" in my emails

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

Yes, saying “hello” to common animals you see on your way to work like squirrels and pigeons makes you a better person. The science just came in.

When the exam is so hard that look at the window to appreciate nature <<<<<<<<.

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

sometimes you just gotta say lol & move on

never won a idgaf war im sorry im a lover

i could have lunch and catch up with a friend every day of my life. any of my friends. even the ones i know vaguely. it's one of my passions.

i love unfollowing people who don’t follow me anymore i hate you too

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough