Taking an adderall so I can text my friends back

ok hear me out... smaller bags of spinach

wanna feel old? it’s still today

Hard not to remember that a violin vigil for Elijah McClain got tear gassed.

I just want to be day drunk on a patio somewhere with all my friends

I WILL romanticize my morning coffee thank you very much!!!!!!

i am an old man and twitter is my porch

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

the next short guy that makes me sad is going in a ziploc bag

Ducklings taking their first jump may be the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Sob Rock. July 16.

adderall just hit if anyon is interested in getting an instagram story reply

7am outside air is, annoyingly, the best outside air

I just restarted the same song 4 times because I forgot to listen to it

Me on Google after any movie seeing if the lead actors get along

Really leaning into not doing anything

They should have a restaurant where you can lay down

immma be real, imma hater. i be hatin on shit. it feel good, it make my bones feel good and it exercise my vocals. i don’t spend too much time hatin, just like a hour a day. i only sleep 4 hrs so it’s plenty of time left to hate