when u fake laughed twice and they still talking

MAGA for dummies

my therapist just told me, “if you’re always having to be the bigger person, maybe you shouldn’t be around so many little people.” wow.

i’m a little drunk and crying in my bathtub right now because this kitten is just so brave

im crying 😭 his lil id

not to be American but it’s so wild to me how unified the people of this country have been just in the past month. they band together to protest and impeach a dictator pos and now they’re respecting a mourning period despite the holiday. american self interest wouldn’t allow this

Padilla: Will you defend birthright citizenship as the law of the land? Bondi: I will study birthright citizenship Padilla: You're asking to be considered for Attorney General and you still need to study the 14th Amendment of the Constitution?

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Important reminder that this woman got annoyed by her puppy so she shot it in the head execution style

Sorry for your loss, but exploiting your tragedy and grief to justify cruelty against migrants while supporting a convicted felon and rapist is disturbingly hypocritical. Fuck off.

the white house should NEVER attack a private citizen for having an opinion or expressing empathy. we’re on the cusp of a dictatorship i fear.

you guys don’t even think fast food workers should make a livable wage

Just saw a MAGA crying about how his business won't survive the tariffs. He blamed Canada instead of Trump, these people are dumb as shit.

I can watch this multiple times and still smile

Trump says, "Who the hell signed these deals? They're so bad," about the USMCA trade deal. Trump is the one who signed the deal.

they were giving snl a run for their money