Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy) was released on this day 40 years ago.

sir chloe gotta go to the met gala as joan of arc or something

thoughts on my bumper iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME?

cannot understand those who are seeing the same scenes we’ve seen play out again and again on college campuses across American history, and somehow still side with the ppl sending cops to beat children? like, just logically, when has that position ever aged well??

ok i’ll go to bed fr this time but i am so stoked about my sticker paper

A Mannequin's Lament (1/4)

is bolt the dog named after usain bolt

just figured out the function of the alt button on my keyboard. this will change the world

cooper sent me something and refuses to tell me what it is until i can open it and find out for myself

fucking sobbing

my silhouette machine is enabling me to be a menace to society

i’m opening an etsy shop to sell bumper stickers out of spite because PEOPLE KEEP HITTING MY CARS and that shit is EXPENSIVE!!!!! if any of u want to threaten ronald reagan’s ghost with heavy machinery, u know who to call

a local event called “the bad art show” posted their first promo pics for their june expo

does anyone here have a AAA membership and want to add me as their bonus person if i pay them

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I'm loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen 'to get something.'

what a fucking loser

he was drunk and doesn’t have insurance