Elf Bar? That where Santa Claus drinks? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 x

Just ate fruit for the first time & they taste nothing like the delicious Elf Bar flavours I’ve been lied to x

new sad indie boy sex track just dropped: open.spotify.com/track/6JZH57Qi…

tonight me and my boyfriend played along to university challenge against each-other and I had to look up how long was left on our flat contract as we're no longer speaking

Me leaving the office for a week on December 23

Is it shitshow or shit show? I want to get this resignation letter just right.

saturday date night is going to a gig and being the worst (best) dancers together and making up group dance routines

“did you watch the grammys” yeah right after i read the newspaper

Coca-Cola Admits They Still Put a Little Cocaine in the Diet Ones: ow.ly/xTvj50MJrqM

this valentines day every time my partner tells me they love me Im going to shout "yeah, you and whose army!?"

Sad that cows don’t know their biggest fans are women in passenger seats cheering them on

LIKE and SHARE if you would listen to his little tune 🎺🐻✅ IGNORE if you would tell him not to quit his day job 🤬👎❌

Oppenheimer/Barbie

winding down to sleep with some ambient white noise* *the bird noises on the big brother live stream

ur suckin and fuckin, i fuckin suck we're not the same

My boyfriend is googling Chinese takeaways in ireland from Bristol airport