This is one of my favorites-

Just remembered this photo of Buttigieg eating a cinnamon roll like an animal. I thought it was chicken wings for weeks before I realized it was a cinnamon roll. Disqualifies anything he ever has to say

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Ray-Ban’s real name is Raisin Banana.

cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

alas I am but a peasant in a knight’s world

This is why I fw beavers heavy. No politics, no drama, no sass, just gonna build a nice dam and that’s it

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It’s a Curious Case how I Ben Jammin on her Button

John DeMarsico 🫡🐐

she calls me king but I know I’m just her court jester 😭💔🥀

JUST IN: Punch now has a bodyguard that protects him

A wise man once said, it is what it is

Juan Soto going back to the Mets

Hey siri can I pierce my cat’s ears

"Holy s***, I want to be here." The moment Carson Benge became a big leaguer 🥹

This is how David Stearns sees Pete Alonso

Queens crew while the Mets are losing desperately