A late Christmas gift to all Canadian baseball fans. IYKYK

"Money stolen is twice as sweet as money earned." - National motto of Somalia, probably

Just spitballing here: The next Attorney General of the United States, Clarence Thomas.

Imagine seeing this as a Liberal and thinking, "America needs more of this!"

Most videos & posts I see on X these days conjure up a line by young John Connor in Terminator 2: "We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean."

"Fast & free" Is the new "Safe & effective."

Shit's gonna pop off in Minneapolis tonight, init?

"Man", literally oozing soy, threatens law enforcement officers that he will shoot them. If this estrogen bag ever actually fired a weapon, I'll guarantee he needed fresh underwear immediately after. Regardless, I'd like to tell this guy 1 thing: Bring it.

The best team Phil Knight's money can buy is getting their asses handed to them. Ya love to see it.

The Oregon Ducks are the college football version of Dak Prescott. Tons of meaningless wins. Epic chokes in big games.

They took your guns. Now, they'll take anything they want. RIP UK.

Indiana to the Ducks and the Crimson Tide:

Gee... Who could have seen THAT coming...? Are there ICE agents in the Nike store? What about Target? Better take home a new flat screen & make sure there's no agents hiding inside it!

Republicans re: deportations Under Obama ✅️ Under Trump 45 ✅️ Under Biden ✅️ Under Trump 47 ✅️ Democrats re: deportations Under Obama 🤐 Under Trump 45 😱 Under Biden 🤐 Under Trump 47 😱 One side supports policies they agree with. One side supports a letter (D).

Not a day goes by that I don't think of this. youtu.be/kpEDSvaP_-8?si…

To all gun store owners out there: When you sell a gun to a lib, do them a favor & throw in a free package of Depends.

The first step would be shutting down ALL public funding immediately. Open up applications & perform in-depth & rigorous vetting of every group applying. Then investigate ALL of those entities that don't reapply - those groups were very likely fraudulent and/or corrupt.

Just 1 question to anyone who might know: What's the best way to get spittle off the inside of my screen?

Just a reminder to Dodger fans & haters alike. IYKYK

February 22, 2026. The day Free Bird became the unofficial national anthem of the United States of America.