i drink on an empty stomach, don’t fw me

having a boyfriend is like having a slow son.

“You’re Mexican? You don’t look Mexican.” Yes, what am I supposed to look like a quesadilla?

every time i tell him “have fun” i do not mean that shit

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my problem is i’ll say “it’s only $20” 1000 times a week

diet coke actually counts as water if you drink enough of them

I’m so burnt out on lame shit

don't get in MY CAR telling me how to drive, sit back and hold on tight 😭

ARE WE GETTING MATCHING PJS FOR THE HOLIDAYS OR NOT 😡

bf who drives 🤝🏻 gf who drinks iced coffee and complains about the driving

my iron to low for this weather a bitch is freezing 😭😭

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

my baby w our babies <3 Nova turns 2 years old on Friday and Lahey is about to be 3 years old 😭 my babies are growin up

my little Draco <3 mommy is OBSESSED w you (no matter how evil you can be)

I don’t Google anymore I TikTok