I take 1y off to be depressed cause wrench attack and when I come back my revolution turned into the worlds largest Hopium and Copium Emporium. geez.

Meet Will Squires, CEO of Macrocosmos, running SN1, SN9, SN13, SN25 and SN37. Will is one of the hardest working figures in Bittensor. Come hear from Will in April, in Austin, on what it's like to accelerate innovation at such an insane pace, while keeping one's sanity.

Meet zion | w.ai, CEO of WOMBO & w.ai, running SN36 and SN39. Ben is bringing the aesthetic and vapes, alongside his intimate and much needed knowledge of how to reach hundreds of millions of consumers. Just what Bittensor needs. Come see Ben in April, in Austin.

Meet Timo , Summoner of Torus, Bittensor OG and Author of 'The Bittensor Standard'. The youngest speaker to join us, Timo is going to bring the 🌶️ to Endgame, in Austin, in April. His reputation truly does proceed him. /we_want_timo

A 6 week global journey starting on March 10th, culminating in 2 days of intense, in person creation, in Austin Texas. This isn't just another Hackathon. This is where we redefine what's possible at the forefront of decentralised AI.

When I started in Crypto I was an activist. I've learned a lot. Now I'm a leveraged futures trader specializing in shorting your dreams and exploiting human stupidity on Polymarket.

2015 was 10 yeas ago and still, I've always seen that dress as black and blue. Every. Single. Time.

Figuring out self care rutines is an imperative in times like this. I'm experimenting with 1 xanax + reply guying. What's yours?

There is no "Peak Stupid" - we're just never creative enough.

Ya'll put a Russian Asset on the white house twice. Now he dismantled your institutions and is going to use 70y of coordination and game theory intelligence against you. Tonight you should: Take Profits Take to the Streets.

Done with trump and dump, resume max pain bear program. Discounts all around.

When I grow up I want to be a Japanese Macaque. You know the one, from Baraka - the ones in the hot springs? Wait what, you've never watched Baraka? bro..

Meet , founder of BitMind | Bittensor Subnet 34 τ and the upcoming Universal API. Ken has been an incredible ambassador for Bittensor and a leader in app-first subnets, that prioritise use cases and real demand. Come hear from Ken and see his moustache irl, in Austin, in April.

1/ We’re launching 3 hackathons with Endgame Inference Labs is powering cutting-edge challenges in verifiable AI inference, pushing the boundaries of zero-knowledge proofs, privacy, and decentralized AI. And now, we're rewarding you for doing the same. 👇

Meet mikecontango | τ,τ, Managing Partner at Contango Digital Assets and Co-Founder of General TAO Ventures. A strong advocate for decentralization, Mike is passionate about bringing the industry back to its fundamental roots. Hear him speak irl, in Austin, in April.

Make so I can touch it. Thx

Subnets, Validators, Miners, Builders. 150+ Hackers participating in the Hackathon. Bittensor’s brightest minds on stage. $TAO is accelerating. April 25–27, Austin TX. Last Tickets: lu.ma/451zm33b

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Nerite is now the largest Arbitrum native CDP after 36 hours. Fantastic start, thank you to everyone who has made this possible. The flywheel is just starting to spin up.