Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.

Ben Crew It gives me the same vibes as my sister being tricked into watching The Descent because she was told it was about a group of women bonding on a caving trip 😂

Noooooo! Ryan Nichols and Shenbot Makes

So many good Barbie missteps!

barbie’s wheelchair vs my actual wheelchair: a critical comparison aka the best twitter thread i will ever post strap in #Barbie

I’m showing Anchorman to my nieces & trying to explain that in the 70s the men people thought were hot looked exactly like that, exhibit: Burt Reynolds Nieces: ok but that’s just Pedro Pascal everyone loves Pedro Pascal? Me: WHAT THE FUCK IT IS

“how did people keep up with TV before the internet?” my young friend, we didn’t need phones. if you missed an episode, there would be one person in every classroom the next morning re-enacting the plot like a town crier

I’m rationing off my “Raspberry Rally” Girl Scouts cookies from last year. I bought a few boxes and have kept them in the freezer. I’m so sad they were discontinued after one season. :(

I’m into this, I love a good genre crossing.

Hey SFMTA at 11:07am bus 43 (heading towards Munich/Geneva) didn’t yield at the Presidio round about and forced me to stop in the traffic circle. This could have been a terrible accident because the driver went straight through!

As my friend Taylor Swift so eloquently stated, now is the time to research and choose the candidate that speaks to you and your beliefs. Only 54 days left until the election. Make sure you are registered to vote! Your vote in this election may be one of the most important

Day 13 of this issue w/ fitbit Fitbit Support And no update from them on their status dashboard.

Last round trip w/ United Airlines I really appreciated being handed a wet wipe as I boarded. Really. I like being able to wipe down my tray table and area. (Yes, I know the planes are cleaned between flights, but things get missed.) Every airline should offer wet wipes when boarding.

so cool to see a powerful foreign leader like the queen of genovia make an endorsement

BILLY ON THE STREET IS BACK with WILL FERRELL!!! LOUD WHITE MEN FOR KAMALA!!! LET’S GO!!!!!!! IWillVote.com

if you hear someone say “your body, my choice”, you’re legally allowed to punch them in the face. after all: your body, my choice. i don’t make the rules.

I know I’m screaming into the void here, but I was really hoping the new #iPhone announcement would include a small phone. I’m desperately holding on to my 2nd gen SE because it fits in one hand easily and in my back pocket. Apple Please make another actual small phone.

Can a Spanish speaker please tell me why my answer doesn’t work? Is it a Duolingo thing or am I confused about using ningún?