I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

Middlebrooks is fantastic

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Attn Lana Berry

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Depressing to come on here & see pro writers/journalists talk about using AI to "streamline" the process of writing. Really shows how many players have no love for the game. The process is the whole point! Trying to figure it out, & then figuring it out, is why you write!

Tell me you don't know anything about this city in the 1950s

Holy hell man this is a banger

J.D. Vance, whose new book is about his conversion to Catholicism, when asked about Trump's anti-Pope rant and Trump-as-Jesus pic:

We’re living in a golden age of Fake 30 Rock Movies That Inexplicably Became Real

Dave Itzkoff It was only after The X Files ended its run that I realized “The truth is out there” refers to uncovering the truth *and* is a pun on the expression “out there” meaning weird.

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Obviously hasn't seen our lineup this year

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