The Queen of England: wha-where am i Captain Tom: u r in Dutch Heaven mate Jizz Hornkamp: and we could use another member of the ultimate rocknroll band Jimmy Savile: allo kitten Prince Philip and Jeffrey Epstein: [riff to Baker Street]

tfw Queen Elizabeth is expected to continue carrying out light duties this week

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when someone pointed out that the existence of the uncanny valley implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of something that looked human but wasn't.

Used to see The Queen of England at the Flying Pizza on Street Lane, Roundhay. Always in good spirits. RIP

me to jack grealish, declan rice, conor gallagher, and all the rest of those slags youtube.com/watch?v=u2674U…

Terrified to think what kind of crap was stolen from Jack grealishs shit gaff. 1m pounds of Jack grealish funko pops, things of that nature

sartre mudded

you see, this is funny because he is buried across the road from this sign. whats wrong with u

[lankum and difontainesly] Dubbalin.........

Haggis and declan Lankum are back with new track 'busy at maths (unvetted males)'

Dennis and Virgil Lankum. Dougal and Vigdis Lankum. TV's Carl Lankum. Michael Fry-Lankum. Crahoor and Bethany Lankum. Wimblous, Ballyhoo, and Jarlath Lankum

ever drop a foamer make u feel like you'd slept for twelve hours

What if I told you that the real Europe is a borderless network of supply and transport

Abbas seminal hit Waterloo reminds us all of a situation we can all identify with: being defeated by wellington in Belgium after a doomed nostalgic charge through France

Enemy Media is reporting that it is Monday

🚀 Join ben pester , Lucy Durneen, and Tim MacGabhann for the launch of 'Duets', the experimental collection of co-written short stories from 16 of the most exciting short form authors, published by Scratch Books bricklanebookshop.org/product/book-l… 📆 24th October 7pm 🎟️ £5 (link in bio)

we've heard u, and I'm going to pick a different Prime Minister of France now

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