On my computer this morning and Kevin wakes up still hammered. Walks over to me in his underwear and says “Hey Cody, you going to Lollapalooza next year?”

Gas pedal all the way down 100% of the time. #thoughtswithkev

How do I apply to be a race car driver? I think I’d be a good one! #thoughtswithkev

Wow. Throwback to cube runner. #thoughtswithkev

“If you are a big man at night you have to be a big man in the morning”- Irwin, Jay Eiring

Fuck you. Fort minor will always pump me up. #thoughtswithkev

I am only tweeting this so #1 Beer Guy is able to DM me funny memes. Thanks for reading.

Gas pedal to the floor 100% of the time. #thoughtswithkev #Diesel

#thoughtswithkev soon to be trending

Do you think people who work in the sears tower ever get altitude sickness? #thoughtswithkev

I mean holy shit Bend-Ova-Lil Jon (feat. Tyga) is such an underrated song. Cmon let’s do better. #thoughtswithkev

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Pure Water makes me want to delete brick walls

“Come and get your love” Til I die

Check out that new bio fans! #SKERT

Who the hell is ready for Christmas music???

Wow gogurt

All I want in life is for the migos menu to return to Popeyes

Also what the hell happened to the itouch?

I comment congrats on most engagement posts because I never really know if I spell congratulatations right